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Thread #59418   Message #3816863
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
27-Oct-16 - 07:50 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
And here's today's installment of Advice From Mom:

Never eat anything whose label description includes the word "product". This includes potted meat food product, processed American cheese food product, and Spam (whose official description is "A canned precooked meat product").

Please note that the above list does not include beef jerky or Slim Jims, so residents of manufactured housing communities (trailer parks) need not worry about starvation, just the usual scurvy, beriberi, and pellagra.