The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3818425
Posted By: Rapparee
05-Nov-16 - 06:59 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I never trim my mustache. Not do I "drive 'em in with hammer and bite them off inside." No, as a trumpeter I have excellent embouchre and breath control, so I simply inhale and then exhale forcefully. This blows all of the whiskers out of my face, but when doing so I must put a Kevlar bag over my head to prevent the surrounding area (a radius of a hundred meters or so) from being shattered by the force of my whiskers being expelled. For the mustache, I simply inhale or exhale to the extent appropriate for the desired length.