The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3818537
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
06-Nov-16 - 11:49 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Neatly grooming the back of one's head extremely difficult, even using two mirrors. It's much easier to have a significant other do the job. In fact, back-of-head grooming is the most compelling argument for being in a committed relationship.

Of course, one could bite the bullet and go to a barber. But most men reach a point where there's simply not enough hair left to justify the expense. A young adult has around 100,000 hairs on his head. I probably have a quarter of that. But the barber wants to charge me the same amount as a twenty year-old? No way! If I have 75% less hair, I should get a 75% discount!