But the fact is that you can't educate pork. We had a pair of Donald Russell pork chops for tea tonight and they wouldn't listen to a word I said. The potential problem comes with whether you're equating people on the forum with unspecified cuts of pork. One of my early girlfriends called me, affectionately, "sausage" all the time and I didn't mind at all. And when I told Mrs Steve that she was having pork belly on Monday night, her eyes fair lit up... Dunno really. It's not such a bad expression...