The quake was centred in the part of NZ that hosts most of the country's wine industry - miles and miles of dead flat indistinguishable vineyards. And there's a picture on stuff.co.nz of a supermarket aisle in Nelson that looks like the aftermath of a chainsaw massacre - the crimson fluid is dozens of smashed bottles of wine.

Allahu Akbar. Denmark, you get it next for the bacon.