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Thread #159235   Message #3821425
Posted By: Rapparee
18-Nov-16 - 06:29 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
We are aware of pibrochs being found in numerous, unexpected, place. We know of a plumber, Paul, who placed a pibroch in his pants; he was, naturally, arrested when his drones dangled. This was in violation of Our legal Code which for obvious reasons damns dangling drones.

The question of whether you should inform the BM* of your discovery should be resolved in favo(u)r of doing so. We suggest doing so only after transcribing said discovery and submitting it to an appropriate Learned Journal, such as The International Journal of Pibroch Studies or Occasional Pipes and Pibroch Papers. On the other hand, you might find that this place, of which We quite approve, may be interested.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex      (r)      His alternate mark

*British Museum. While We know that Edith Clavell was a nurse We do not approve of BMs in Our messages.