It seems strange now that, back in the day, the idea of someone blowing themselves up was considered a subject for humour. How times have changed!

WPC SADIE STICK

They say she ate to satiate a need for love.
She was a breed above the average policewoman.
WPC Sadie Stick, big and round and fat and thick,
Eighteen Stone with a hairy lip – Oh brother!
MacLagan hankered after her with hankering and grief,
And frequently when drunk he'd sing behind his handkerchief.
'WPC Sadie Stick, hit me again with your big black stick.
I'll have a word with you when I find my dic-tionary.'

The night of the policeman's ball Maclagan met her in the hall.
He said, 'Hello, Hello...Hello, hello.
She turned and looked him in the face as friendly as a can of mace,
and said, 'Are you someone that I know?'
'Is it the gay lothario? Is it Don Giovanni?
Don't drop your balls into my court, you nasty little many.'
'WPC Sadie Stick, hit me again with your big black stick.
I'll have a word with you when I find my dic-tionary.'

When a bust is dammed a dam is bust.
Giving Sadie up for lust MacLagan said: "It's hard to hold yer own!"
Sadie Sadie, I would like to stick my finger in the dyke.
I'll drown of love if you leave me here alone.
Drunk on an empty head, he sought the porcine porcelain,
And as he groped his drunken way they heard this sad refrain:
'WPC Sadie Stick, hit me again with your big black stick.
I'll have a word with you when I find my dic-tionary.'

Meanwhile back in Notting Hill the moon showed up like a Mandrax pill
In the sky, so high; like everybody.
Bomber Dinah with delight stuffed her bra with gelignite
She's a booby trap just for tonight and noddy.
Back in the sweaty ballroom things were swinging.
As she cased the place she heard MacLagan singing,
'WPC Sadie Stick, hit me again with your big black stick.
I'll have a word with you when I find my dic-tionary.'

Behind the wall, Dinah unseen laid bare her bulging magazine,
When suddenly MacLagan did appear. He muttered, 'Is this where the gents is?'
Then a vision pierced his drunken senses; big and bold beautiful and bare!
'It must be Sadie half undressed, if she was French she'd be from Brest,
I always did like Bristols best. I love you!
WPC Sadie Stick, hit me again with your big black stick.
I'll have a word with you when I find my dic-tionary.'

Dinah was not like other girls, she had a twin-set but no pearls.
She shouted, 'Kill the Pigs!'. And then exploded
MacLagan took off through the air wrapped in a red hot brassiere.
He said, 'I did not know the girl was loaded.'
A satellite was set alight high in the London sky.
As it tumbled over Notting Hill, you could hear it cry,
'WPC Sadie Stick, hit me again with your big black stick.
I'll have a word with you when I find my dic-tionary.'