The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #159235   Message #3822342
Posted By: Rapparee
23-Nov-16 - 08:32 PM
Thread Name: BS: Rap for emperor
Subject: RE: BS: Rap for emperor
In Our district of the United States of America tomorrow is Thanksgiving Day. We are spending it in Our subdistrict of Indiana, enjoying a tasteful repast with Our friends.

We encourage all of Our subjects to be thankful tomorrow for all that We have given them.

As a special gift We hereby direct Our Imperial Torturer to allow the toes of all of the prisoners to touch the ground tomorrow between the hours of 0100 and 1700 GMT. The prisoners are also to be allowed 0.05 kilograms of fresh bread and 0.5 liters of clean water for their meal of thanksgiving as a sign of Our Imperial Mercy.

The rest of Our subjects may, within the bounds of decorum, raise a ruckus.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex          (r)       His alternate mark