The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3822747
Posted By: Rapparee
26-Nov-16 - 12:55 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Amos is actually moving because his house in Sandy Ego is full of haints. Them spooks come out and snatch the food right outa his hands, and worse. Late at night you can hear them ghosties playing on Amos's twelve string banjo and his concert accordion. Old fashioned stuff, like "I ain't got no body" and "With her head tucked underneath her arm" and "They're moving father's grave to build a sewer." See, it used to be the site of a musical theater, but there was a terrible crime committed there (involving a concert accordion and a twelve string banjo) and ever since...well, it's horrible. It's the most horrible. The horriblest. I guarantee its the most awful horrible that will help make America great again.