Oh, that. I try to forget politics because everything is doomsday, gloomsday, and besides, I have enough ammunition. See, December 20 is the day Operation Freezebutt begins with the seizure of the St. Lawrence Seaway, Toronto, Moncton, and St. John Port Jolie. The planners think that will bring Canada to her knees and force her into becoming the 51st state. Plans to expand the ZIP codes are already being made. Coordination of the Order of Bottle is entrusted to General of the Army Jessup, who has Moncton experience. No quarter will be given to those loonies who resist!