Kids say the darndest things...

Dear Mr. Christie: You make good cookies. I hope that, with all the money you make from selling your delicious cookies, you feed your elephants well because they must get really tired from stomping on your crackers before you package them.

P.S. You should alert the Q&A department that the elephant that stomps on Vegetable Thins crackers is slacking off because only half of the last box Mom bought was fucking dust.

Gary, Age 6, Moncton, New Brunswick Canada.