Or the one about Tony Blair who, after a visit to the White House with Bill Clinton was moaning to his wife as to how he would like the luxury of being US President. "Do you know" he said," Bill Clinton has a gold toilet in a room just off the oval office". Cherie Blair did not beleve this and so she phoned Hillary Clinton to ask if it was true. Hillary answered "No it was not true, but now we know who shit in Bill's saxophone"