The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3824060
Posted By: Rapparee
02-Dec-16 - 08:27 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Except for the snowfall, Amos is moving to An Average Town! Well, once someone as cool as Amos moves there it'll change. The temperature will drop because of the added cool and most of the rain will turn to snow. The drop in temperature will also affect the surrounding area, of course, and soon glaciers will form. These will move down the surrounding hills, crushing all in their path and changing the landscape. The changing landscape will have to be remapped, and the employees of the USGS will be annoyed with Amos because his coolness will have caused them extra work. The NASA budget will be blown because the need to launch new satellites, and needed food and supplies won't reach the ISS, causing it to slip out of orbit and most of it burn up on re-entry. Parts that don't burn will hit the centers of Moscow, New York, LA, London, and Paris; being mistaken as a nuclear attack this will cause missiles to be launched and WWIII to break out. Soon the world will be plunged back to the paleolithic. ALL BECAUSE AMOS IS SOOOOOOO COOL!