The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3824199
Posted By: Amos
03-Dec-16 - 01:16 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Bland is just a setting on the VitaMix.

I am delighted with your efforts, Sir Rapp, to mythologize me. Truly I am. You have made me a legend in your own mind. I admit I wanted this to happen, but with someone endowed with a touch more pulchritude than you can muster. Someone not quite as beefy, hairy, and round-bellied as your noble self. But it's a start. See what you can do to approach the ideal a little closer, would you?