The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #161044   Message #3824412
Posted By: Steve Shaw
04-Dec-16 - 10:45 AM
Thread Name: Folklore: Automatic Gestures
Subject: RE: Folklore: Automatic Gestures
My sister and i have a jokey thing where she answers the phone to me with "Perpendicular Pencils. How can I help you?" and I use, "Horizontal Handles, Miss Knob speaking." The trouble is, I don't always look carefully at the caller display before saying it.....

In our house it's "Hello, Bolton Tyre Company, how may one help one?" 😁