How soon till someone comes up with an absolutely perfect song about 'im?

So many musicians on Facebook have got a good handle on what he's got going on, it could provide fodder for twenty-leven verses. All the better if it's a zipper song where each new absurdity, indignity or illegality could be featured. Razor sharp mocking works on such thin skin. I thought of Robbie O'Connell's "how does Dennis do it" - it had me howling with mirth, while also making me look more closely at what Maggie was about.

I don't know how apropos the rest of the lyrics are - I found the idea offensive enough to always flip the station when it came on, but strains of:
"We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control... Just another brick in the wall" Keep running through my mind.

Joanne in Cleveland, witness to the start of this wretched mess