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Thread #59418   Message #3826039
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
12-Dec-16 - 01:08 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Hi, Mom! I just wrote a Christmas song for you!

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS - TOOLHEAD VERSION

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A big bag of cable ties

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two miter saws and a big bag of cable ties

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three drill bits, two miter saws and a big bag of cable ties

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four socket sets, three drill bits, two miter saws and a big bag of cable ties

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five Dremel tools
Four socket sets, three drill bits, two miter saws and a big bag of cable ties

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six drills a drilling
Five Dremel tools
Four socket sets, three drill bits, two miter saws and a big bag of cable ties

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven sanders sanding, six drills a drilling
Five Dremel tools
Four socket sets, three drill bits, two miter saws and a big bag of cable ties

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight planes a planing, seven sanders sanding, six drills a drilling
Five Dremel tools
Four socket sets, three drill bits, two miter saws and a big bag of cable ties

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine grinders grinding, eight planes a planing, seven sanders sanding, six drills a drilling
Five Dremel tools
Four socket sets, three drill bits, two miter saws and a big bag of cable ties

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten routers routing, nine grinders grinding, eight planes a planing, seven sanders sanding,
six drills a drilling
Five Dremel tools
Four socket sets, three drill bits, two miter saws and a big bag of cable ties

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven hammers hammering, ten routers routing, nine grinders grinding , eight planes a planing,
seven sanders sanding, six drills a drilling
Five Dremel tools
Four socket sets, three drill bits, two mitre saws and a big bag of cable ties

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve levels leveling, eleven hammers hammering, ten routers routing, nine grinders grinding ,
eight planes a planing, seven sanders sanding, six drills a drilling
Five Dremel tools
Four socket sets, three drill bits, two miter saws and a big bag of cable ties