The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3826212
Posted By: Rapparee
13-Dec-16 - 09:31 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
An old programmer went riding out one dark and windy day,
On an overpass he rested as he went along his way,
When all at once a mighty herd of binary he saw,
A ploughin' through the ragged skies
And up a cloudy draw.

Yippee-yi-ay, yippee-yi-o,
The bit bucket in the sky.

Their headers were on fire and their comments made of steel,
Their functions black and shiny and their hot calls he could feel,
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky,
For he saw programmers comin' hard
And he heard their mournful cry.

Yippee-yi-ay, yippee-yi-o,
Bit buckets in the sky.

(more to come!)