On the (x) day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me…
12th Twelve Viet Cong Commies
11th Eleven Buddha statues
10th Ten – ao, dai, xanh!!! *
9th Nine knock off Polos
8th Eight egg rolls rolling
7th Seven cups of fish sauce
6th Six pairs of chopsticks
5th Five – bowls, of, rice!!!! (ba dum yum yum)
4th Four incense sticks
3rd Three moon cakes
2nd Two growing pills
1st (And) a free trip home to Viet Nam!