Well, let's see....

I am a slave to the muse...when she calls I must act...

I have a hot temper and I suffer from the magic of mood swings.....

I have a tendency to hurt those I care about the most....especially in retaliation....

I am an asshole who sits in front of his computer all day, ignoring the world around him...or at least trying to escape that world...

I use anger and/or humor to cover up for my own feelings of inadequacy....

I could go on...but it would take a novel to fill....