Hey, this is cool, eh? I didn't know about the 10 green bottles one. Decent, man! But with beer, ten bottles ain't enough, not near enough, spedcially in Blind River, eh?

Hesperis! Whaddya mean you hate beer???? What kind of flippin loser are you anyway? How ya gonna meet cool dudes like me if you hate beer? Geez! Gimme a break, eh?

Snuffy! Dyanmite don't work that way. You gotta light it. Although, I hear if it's really old...then maybe, cos the saltperter or whatever gets old, so, like then it's unstable, eh? Then maybe. I tried it once on my brother Don. Dropped it on his head from the overpass when he was driving with the top down. It didn't work, but it did knock the joint out of his mouth, and he just about hit the abuttment. I laughed so hard I almost croaked. Then the f*cker lit the thing and threw it at me, but fortunately he had lousy aim. It fell in the river. Too bad, eh? No big boom. It's probaboly a good thing, cos the cops have enough reasons to bug us anyway as it is...

Metchosin! 72 is not bad, but I made it to 46 one time. My brother Don says he made it to 42, but he lies like a rug. He didn't never make if past 55. I swear.

- BDiBR