The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #161153   Message #3827770
Posted By: Rapparee
21-Dec-16 - 10:08 AM
Thread Name: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern 2016
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas Tavern 2016
"Try this!" he says and tosses a garment that appears to be a cross between an adult diaper and a gas mask to the gnome. "It will also contain bodily excretions. Here, you might enjoy this cocktail of pentamethylenediamine and tetramethylenediamine -- it's nice and warm to combat the cold night."

And he goes back to blowing his own horn, using a cup mute.