The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #158916 Message #3827892
Posted By: Steve Shaw
21-Dec-16 - 09:10 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2016
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2016
Beautiful young woman is sitting on the bus with her tiny baby. She takes out her breast to feed the child, but he shakes his head vigorously and refuses to latch on.
Trying to entice him to feed, she says "Now you'd better have this otherwise I'll give it to the man in the next seat!"
She tries again but still the babe shakes his head and refuses.
"Now I won't tell you again, either you have your milk or the man in the next seat will get it!"
This goes on for a while but the baby adamantly refuses every time, despite her threats.
Eventually, the man in the next seat exclaims, "Will you please get your baby to make its bloody mind up? I should have got off three stops ago!"