A neighbour of ours recently put a Christmas card through our letter box. Both on the envelope and on the card it said "M (my wife's name) and Hubby".

Well, in my book anyone who uses the term "hubby" has to go.

It was swift - she was despatched with one shot and buried under the poinsettia bush in her back garden.

It could have been worse - she could have written "Tubby"...