I can put it on all right (just reverse the decades of practice I've had taking them off 😜), but I still feel that it's a tight fit. Maybe I should give St Jenny Murray another whirl...

I was just thinking about the ghastly omission of the article in order to make things sound cosy. "Make sure that baby understands your routine," "Breastfeeding is the best thing for mum too." And things such as "the occasional baby's ready-meal is very handy for the busy mum..." urrrgh!