The Deutschland, Deutschland, Uber Alles version I recall is
like this:

Home presents a dismal picture
Dark and dismal as the tomb
Father's got an anal stricture
Auntie's got a fallen womb
Brother Joe, through masturbation
Never laughs and rarely smiles
He spends all his leisure hours
Cracking ice for father's piles
But we are not broken-hearted
No, no, not a bit of it
Brother Joe's just been and farted
Father's ha-ad a lovely sh_t.

To save my life, I can't remember where I got that
version.

Dave Oesterreich