The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3828901
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
26-Dec-16 - 09:51 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
We are well stocked with lifesaving devices to help ensure Mom's personal safety during Amos and Rap's absence. We have a life ring with rope, several life vests, a canoe, and a couple of foam pool noodles. And we promise to sign up for a CPR class at the Red Cross ASAP.

And, in the event the old bat doesn't feel like being saved, we also have a couple of anchors, lots of chain, and numerous concrete blocks.