I just clicked the Daily Record link to read the article. But after the headline a pop-up says:

To read the article please answer this quick question:

How often do you eat at fast-food restaurants, (including takeaway, drive through, and eat in)?

* Almost never
* A few times a year
* Once a month or so
* About once a week
* A few times a week
* Almost every day
* Prefer not to answer

You couldn't make it up...