Talk about thread creep! These latest "testimonials" need their own thread!

The Queen of Hearts,
She had her harp,
And blew the blues so well,
The King of Hearts,
He chased the tarts,
And slapped a bass as well.

The Cheshire Mudcat smiled his enigmatic smile and whispered through his whiskers. "Would you like to join the band?" They need a banjo player. Here is your chance to shine!"
"But I don't know how to tune the banjo much less play it!" cried Alice.
"Perfect! Neither does any one else." The Cheshire Mudcat smiled wider and slowly faded from view. "Just let me get out of earshot and you can start."