"Theft of government property (and stuff like the "W" and the stuff from AF-One would count) no matter what the value, is a felony."

If true, which no doubt it is, that is totally insane. Anyone who ever took an unauthorised paper clip from a government office has committed a felony? Those whom the gods would destroy thet first make mad...

Youi do realize don't you that, while you're rolling around on the floor taking bites out of each other, the politicians from both sides are scratching each others backs, and drinking together and swapping dirty stories and generally having a high-old time at both your expenses? And no doubt chuckling at how seriously you take their alleged differences.

Here's a picture you might like - front of the new "Private Eye", with Baby Bush and Daddy Bush