Good Soldier, you're not saying ... comparing ... no, you couldn't be ....

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The tail ends of two anecdotes concerning musicians of my acquaintace:

1) Musician: But - but - listen: it's the REAL THING!

   SO: I don't WANT the REAL THING!!

2) Musician: But - but - I thought you LIKED jazz!?

   SO: I like JAZZ MUSICIANS - I don't like JAZZ!!