Bit harsh that, Senoufou (I'll take the smackie botty any time though...). Generally speaking I only ever got three Hail Marys for impure thoughts, though once the priest hesitated following my description of the aforementioned misdeed then asked me if I was married. I was eleven... The worst I ever got was five Our Fathers, five Hail Marys and five Glory Bes. That was after I'd told him I'd taken communion whilst in mortal sin. I'd kicked my football against this old bloke's garden fence, broken one of the pales and run off dead quick like. That was the mortal sin. Then gone to communion next morning. I'm still quaking in me boots in case I'd accidentally left out a Glory Be... He's not really a vengeful God, is he? 😳