Bob...the Hash House Harriers (and probably rugby too, though it is not in that thread) convince a lovely lass - sometimes a waitress, sometimes a first-time visitor, to stand on a chair/bench/stage.

Aahlawetta (Version 1)

Tune: "Alouette"

(Female volunteer required)

CHORUS:
Aahlawetta, gentile aahlawetta,
Aahlawetta je te plumerai.

LEADER:
Does she have ze stringy hair?

ALL:
Oui, she has ze stringy hair,

LEADER:
Stringy hair,

ALL:
Stringy hair,

LEADER:
Aahlawett! Aah, Aah, Aah. . .

CHORUS

LEADER:
Does she have ze furrowed brow?

ALL:
Yes she has ze furrowed brow,

LEADER:
Furrowed brow,

ALL:
Furrowed brow,

LEADER:
Stringy hair,

ALL:
Stringy hair,

LEADER:
Aahlawett! Aah, Aah, Aah. . .

CHORUS

MORE--
Wooden eye (Yes I would!). . .
Broken nose. . .
Blow job lips. . .
Cum stained teeth. . .
Double chin. . .
Swinging tits. . .
Beer belly. . .
Bulbous butt. . .
Furry thing. . .
Thunder thighs. . .
Rug burned knees. . .
Pigeon toes. . .
LEADER:
Now isn't she a very nice girl?

ALL:
Yes she is a very nice girl,

LEADER:
With the...
(REPEAT ALL ABOVE)

Sincerely,
Performed at least once a year in the larger kennels.