A gnomish apparition appears mysteriosly ot of a heap of spoilt child ballot papers.... Is this something to do with an election somewhere... never mind....

Mmmph, Grllllp, Flryng, Yaaaawwwwnnnnn! Ohhh, what day is it? Where is everyone? Any Hagis left?

Hello...

HELLLLOOOO....

Oh, buggrit.

Guess I'll have to go and face the missuss. Still... there is no one around... And there is a whole heap of good scotch there to go off if no-one drinks it...

Mmmmmmm

Gnome disappears behind the bar. Sound of clinking bottles and corks being popped ensues....