There was a little Dutchman, His name was Johnny Rebeck,He used to sell sauercraut, sausages and speck. He made the finest sausages that ever could be seen,Then one day he invented a wonderful sausage machine.

Oh Mr Johnny Rebeck, how could you be so mean,I told you you'd be sorry for inventing that machine, now all the neighbors cats and dogs will never more be seen for they'll be ground to sausages in Johnny Rebecks machine

One day a boy went walking,he walked into a store, he bought a pound of sausages and laid them on the floor. The boy began to whistle and whistled up a tune and all the little sausages went dancing round the room

Oh Mr Johnny Rebeck how could you be so mean, I told you you"d be sorry for inventing that machine,now all the neighbors cats and dogs will never more be seen For they'll be ground to sausages in Johnny Rebeck machine/

One day the thing got busted, the darn thing wouldn't go so Johnny Rebeck he climbed inside to see what made it so. His wife she had a nightmare went walking in her sleep. She gave the crank a heck of a yank and Johnny Rebeck was meat.

Oh Mr Johnny Rebeck how could you be so mean, I told you you.d be sorry for inventing that machine. Now all the neighbors cats and dogs will never more be seen for they'll be ground to sausages in Johnny Rebeck machine