'But I'm not happy with the Iran deal, I think it's one of the worst deals ever made, I think it's one of the dumbest deals I've ever seen, one of the dumbest in terms of a deal. Where you give, where you give a $150 billion back to a country, where you give $1.7 billion in cash - did you ever see a million dollars in hundred-dollar bills? It's a lot. It's a whole - it's a lot. $1.7 billion in cash. Plane loads. Of, of, - think of it - plane, many planes. Boom. $1.7 billion. I don't understand.'

'Iraq should not have been attacked in the first place, all right?.....I looked at something, uh, I'm not allowed to show you because it's classified - but, I just looked at Afghanistan, and you look at the Taliban - and you take a look at every, every year, it's more, more, more, you know, they have the different colours - and you say, you know, "What's going on?"'

These quotes are:

1. From Donald Trump, in interview with the London 'Times', and the German newspaper 'Bild'.

Or 2. taken from the stage act of a second-rate satirical comedian,

Or 3. a dreadful warning that Class A narcotics and political philosophy don't mix.

Try to work it out without help, but if you're stuck, a full article appeared in the 'Times' and 'Bild'.