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          FIRST TIME GUIDE TO DC TOURISTS

The first thing you should note is the traffic full of Limos, Black GM Suburbans, and giant panel trucks that say Shred-It that can drive and shred documents at the same time, there are hundreds of those. You people watchers will be glad to know that the many deformities they see are not contagious. The people who have no hair and scar tissue are Democrats that set their hair on fire and those without a nose are Republicans who cut their nose off to spite their face book enemies.

Window shoppers will delight at the smoke and mirror themes that sell unique items like rose colored glasses, demi goggles, arm bands and race cards. When it comes to taxes they have it all; tax choppers, tax hackers, tax loop holes, donut holes and ass holes.

The Majesty of DC is the architecture. K Street has the most revolving doors in the world. Constitution Ave looks like it was inspired by the Greeks but look again and you might see Albert Speer.

Be careful at the Supreme Court, they have a 100 foot zone which can not be crossed although they ruled that Women's Clinics only get 2 feet of clearance for demonstrators.

H street is Chinatown which is moving to Polish town but you can still see the ruins of J street from the riots 30 years ago