In that case I would like to do something I haven't done in a long time.
I would like to compose and assemble an important post. Something you might want to trace in stone instead of wet sand. Something that will impel you to think. Something anathema to a story teller which is telling you things you already know and feel. Something like a truth you don't want to know but are starving for.

This will take half an hour but is worth the wait. I used to gleen Bill D posts that forced philosophical thought. I will demand it.