I remember reading, as a 15 year old, in some magazine which purported to be authoritative in such matters, that the most effective musical aphrodisiac was Artie Shaw's recording of "Begin the Beguine". The impression given was that it was totally fail-safe .. results guaranteed.

Sadly, in these pre-internet days , I was never able to obtain a copy and put the theory to the test, and now, 55 years later, I cannot help feeling that I have left it too late ...