The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3835700
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
30-Jan-17 - 10:15 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Still to the tune of "Baby Face"...

Tripe and Lard (NSFW Version)

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Tripe and lard
I want to smear myself with tripe and lard
To think about it makes my nipples hard
Tripe and lard
I'm gonna to rub my nub
While lying in a great big tub
Of tripe and lard
It's better than a goat, a sheep, or Saint Bernard
You should get yourself some
And rub it on your bum
Then you will love some tripe and lard

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