Ooh, I like the Crump one.
Here's one I made up ( under the pseudonym Pussygate Galore) and sang at the Women's March in Fort Bragg.


Floozies

I did not kiss her on the plane
I did not kiss her on the train
I did not kiss her on the lips
I did not grab her by the hips.

I did not grope her in a pub
I did not grope her at my club
I did not push her towards the bed
Or any other thing she said.

        I'll sue them all for telling lies
        And I will not apologize
        If stupid floozies cannot see
        No one respects them more than me.
        
I was not crass, I did not flirt
I did not reach beneath her skirt
That is a vicious Clinton smear
I am the only victim here.

She is ugly, she is ill
Bet she cheats on Cheatin' Bill
I will lock her in a cell
With that loudmouth (bleep) Michelle.

        So that foreign-born Obama
        Has to do it with a llama
        I will make them all lament
        As soon as I am president.
        Yes, I will make them all repent
        As soon as I am president.


Copywrong 2016 by Pussygate Galore. All rights reversed.
Please sing (to any good tune, such as Hernando's Hideaway) and pass it on

NO LLAMAS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS SONG