Catspaw49??? Hey man, you are like one strange dude, but I like your way of thinkin, eh? I mean about like dragging the asshole behind the Kenworth, eh? I'm stuck between C and D, cos I'm not sure about "ignomininous". What does it mean?

Anyway, it's a pretty cool idea, I mean the whole list, and there are plenty of total dipwads in this town that I would like to do it to, like...

My brother Don. My stepdad. The neighbours. The cop that took my license away. Make that ALL THE COPS! The people at the variety store who won't give me credit no more on my smokes. The old lady who keeps complaining about our music being too loud when it's up to flippin ELEVENNNNN!!!! ROCK ONNNNN!!!!

Like I said, cool idea, eh?

Only why for the guy who wrote 99 Bottles of Beer? He was a flippin genius, man! And it had to be a guy, cos no skank could ever come up with a song like that. Not even a nice girl could. Girls ain't got talent for stuff like that. I mean, can you imagine flippin Celine Dion singin' 99 Bottles of Beer???? I can't.

Shania Twain, maybe though, cos Shania is cool. She is no skank. I'm gonna name my daughter after her. She's from Timmins, eh, which is no Blind River, but it's still not bad, eh?

BDiBR

p.s. So the dhynamite does get unstable when it's old, eh? GeeZ!!! I darn near coulda blown up my brother that time, but I guess the stuff wasn't that old yet...Wow! Close call, man! I gotta have a cold beer and think about that. Heavy, man.