Tother blacsksheep. Two new verses for the 21st century (will be on forthcoming CD by Two Black Sheep and a Stallion "The Last of the Careless Men")
The next to come in was a banker
And everyone cried,"What a w_____!"
Everyone cried,"What a w_____! for to join in a jovial crew.
He said,"I'll lend you a fiver.
We said, "You're teasing."
He said, "Just give me another round of quantative easing.
And I'll show you next, who I'll be squeezing!"
When Jones'...."
The next to come in was an MP
Whose purse was surprisingly empty
Whose purse was surprisingly empty, for to join in a jovial crew.
He said,"Just give me some expenses for my duck house, moat and fences. And forgive all my previous offences,
And I'll soon bring all you plebs to your senses!
When Jones'...."