I grew up in the west country.. absolutely no inspiring football teams anywhere for hundreds of miles..

..just a football free void from all points of the horizon..

My heart is empty.. I grew up unable to form a romantic hero worshipping attachment for 11 men in shorts..... 😜

As a boy, I was a loner..
My passion was angling..

..and.. just me and my dog going for long walks to spy on lady nudists deep in the sand dunes...