It's bloody awful round here sometimes, Greg. We get Teribus making an art out of missing the point, akenaton not getting anything at all and bobad and Keith making careers out of dissembling. Give me a bloody raucous shouting match full of insults and swearing any day with someone who is at least trying to be be straightforward and honest! Let me have men about me that are fat! Sleek-headed men and such as sleep a-nights! Yond Iains has a lean and hungry look! He thinks too much (er, bad line, Will)! Such men are dangerous! (Well more daft than dangerous but who am I to gainsay the Bard!) That's why I started me Tr*** thread and why I keep keep talking about flowers and hills and dales. The diversions lift the spirit. Sod the naysayers. I'm determined to be the worst below-the-line drifter of threads in the history of humanity from now on. Let's annoy the annoyers with pleasantries! Let's sprinkle rose petals over the swamp!