...ah yes.. memories..... long ago when I was slim, long haired, and had boy band good looks...
and could get cheaply pissed [and a massive hangover] on 3 bottles of Pils..

.. back when I was a student, I worked a summer in Butlins..
.. and copped off at a staff party with a very friendly buxom barmaid from Burton on Trent... 😋

I'm 58 now.. I wouldn't have the energy or endurance for her any more...