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Thread #161242   Message #3842310
Posted By: HuwG
01-Mar-17 - 01:21 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2017
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2017
I'm amazed that nobody has posted this one yet.

In all the thrillers starring e.g. Bruce Willis, Clint Eastwood etc, somebody pulls out a gun, knife or bomb near the President of the United States. The Secret Service people all shout "Get down, Mr. President!"

Now they'll shout "Donald! Duck!"