Let the bells ring and the banners fly! It is gnu's Year Day! Big party at my place. Not today. Gotta wait for my first Canada Pension Plan cheque to arrive at the end of April.

P.S. Can't you guys take a hint? gnu's Year Day Eve not obvious enough? Not that I am grovelling for attention or anything like that. I just figure I deserve a few, "Holy crap! You actually lived that long after the abuse you put yourself through?"s.

P.S. 2.0 Hahahaha... this JUST came onto my FB feed. No Shit... Are you an old fart? Check out these 10 signs: http://ow.ly/lauW309mbSS

P.S. 3.0 Greco still has the XXL Grecoworks pizza deal on!!! $36 including delivery and tip. Time to get fatTER! It's usually over not long after the Superbowl (won this year by the greatest Yankee football team organization in history) but they must have decided to extend it until at least MARCH SEVENTH in MY honour.

P.S. 4.0 Nudge nudge, wink wink.