"My Honda"
Do you know the story of the Japanese man who told his doctor that he suffered from flatulence.
The doctor replied that this may be embarrassing but it was not a major problem - many people do.
"Ah - this is different" -
He bent over and farted, and out came a loud "Honda"
The doctor examined him closely and finally said, "You have an abscess".
"What difference does that make", the man asked?
"Well", replied the doctor, "in Britain, we have an old saying - abscess makes the fart go Honda"
Jim Carroll