1. - When does khandu attend meetings of the fiery cross committee?
Only on Saturdays

2. - How far does the average Mississippi boy travel from his home county?
Six and a half inches

3. - What do Mississippians call the droppings in a horse paddock?
Polo mints

4. - What did khandu say when all of his sister's underwear turned up missing?
"It wasn't me - it must have been the dog."

5. - What did the bouncer say to khandu when he tried to go in the local bar wearing a Bobby Kennedy mask?
"Not with that on your head you won't."

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